I am tempted to put something on Craigslist asking people:

"In search of ideas for a date. The date must be free, must not in any way feel like a date, but must end in sex. Sex must not come too quickly. It also must involve much of the outdoors, not require driving anywhere (we will be in his house) and cannot require a tv or internet connection, as neither will be available. Note: man involved in this date is someone who I've slept with many times before and have had a pretty affectionate and loving but also fucking weird friendship with for a long time. This can't be awkward.
Thank you"

I am bad at coming up with ideas for easy to read, easy to please men. POOP.

-Camille