I bought gala apples today, and I just noticed that on the sticker, there's a picture of a fish. Why?

I watched a PBS special today on pirates, especially Calico Jack and Blackbeard and I thought, we should be hosting this special, and getting to travel to Jamaica and sampling street food whose recipes have been in the family for generations, and not this blonde bitch. Let's work for PBS and film exciting documentaries about pirates and outlaws and how much our lives have been affected by Bill Nye.

-Karen