FINALS PERIOD, DEAD UNTIL 1pm ON THE 21st.

In class, when discussing the due date of our 30-50pg. term paper:

"It's due the 17th. You can hand it in on the 23rd at the absolute latest but, out of consideration for me, don't do that. I mean, if everyone hands it in on the 23rd then I'm going to come back here and shoot you all."

Said by the most relaxed, non-violent, intellectual mad-scientist I've ever met. Up until today he had never even once joked in that sort of manner, so when he said this it was uproarious delight all around.

-Camille